Placement Papers - Infosys

My Interview @Infosys.

Me: sir may i come in.
sir: yes please have a seat
me:good evening sir
sir:good evening,hand me your resume
me:(while handing resume in mind "saala certificate ki file to dekh le itni moti bana ke laae hai")
sir:so u r from lko, how do u feel in guna as it is not so developed
me:(answered it)
sir:can i say something
me :sure sir
sir:u r short tempered
me:(WTF........ek answer me ye kaise jana gaye)..no sir
sir:no i am sure u r
me:(with a little laugh) yes sir sometimes :)
sir:so how do u manage to be a good team leader while being a short tempered person
me:(answered it)
sir:u speak only what is required.......u must be having a short friend circle
me:yes sir i like to have a small but a friend circle that is special(again thinking ki ye saala hai kaun sab pehchaan le rha hai)
sir:tell me something about ur 4th yr project
me:(answered it)
sir:(seing my army interview selection)do u have interest in army
me:(answered it)
sir:how do u manage a team
me:(answered it)
sir:r u into sports or only studies
me:yes sir i play tennis and i am also a gold medalist in gymnasitcs
sir:u don\'t seems like a gymnast :)
me:sir it was a while ago when i looked like one :D
sir:ok ok (with a smile),thats good then , so what is ur dream job
me:(answered it)
sir:if u have a choice to get a R&D job, a Marketing job, or a developer job what would be ur preference
me:(answered it)
sir:what do u want to do for the society u live in
me:(answered it)
sir:u r the secretary of CSI how do u manage and organise events
me:(answered it)
sir:anything u want to ask from us
me: sir if u dont mind can i know my marks in writen exam
sir:(with a laugh)no dear
me:ok sir.
sir:ok shivam u can go now thank u.
me:thanku sir.

END.

All the best guys!